I found it in shudder-stock's journal
If I were a month I would be: october
If I were a day of the week I would be: friday
If I were a time of day I would be: 1:53 am
If I were a planet I would be: Pluto
If I were a animal I would be: Black Panther
If I were a direction I would be: left
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: chair
If I were a historical figure I would be: E. A. Poe
If I were a liquid I would be: green tea
If I were a tree I would be: Weeping Williow
If I were a flower/plant I would be: Black Iris(smells neat)
If I were a kind of weather I would be: overcast
If I were a musical instrument I would be: lute
If I were an emotion I would be: jealousy
If I were a color I would be: Dark Purple
If I were a vegetable I would be: carrot
If I were a sound I would be: eeeeeeeeeee!
If I were an element I would be: water
If I were a car I would be: The black jag s-type from the sting video: Desert Rose
If I were a song I would be: Lithium Flower
If I were a movie I would be directed by: Tim Burton
If I were a book I would be written by: Janny Wurts or Frank Herbert
If I were a food I would be: Choxie, milk chocolate flakey truffles
If I were a place I would be: Thousand Oaks, California, usa
If I were a material I would be: Real Silk
If I were a taste I would be: sweet and salty
If I were a scent I would be: Jergens cherry almond sent
If I were a word I would be: Arachibutyrophobia, Panophobia, Zemmiphobia
If I were an object I would be: an inkblot
If I were a body part I would be: hypothalamus
If I were a facial expression I would be:
If I were a cartoon character I would be: Gir or Gaz(Invader Zim)
If I were a shape I would be a: dodecahedron
If I were a number I would be: 4